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Greetings!!!
"To me the definition of 'redneck' is 'a glorious absence of sophistication.' And it can be temporary or it can be permanent, but most of us are guilty of it at least from time to time. Then not long ago I was reading a magazine article where somebody claimed that there was a shortage of sophisticated people living in this country- which I took to mean there was an abundance of people... like me."
-Jeff Foxworthy, Totally Committed
If your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board...you might be a redneck.
If somebody yells "Hoe Down!" and your girlfriend hits the floor...you might be a redneck.
If you think the "Nutcracker" is something you did off the high dive...you might be a redneck.
If the biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart...you might be a redneck.
If you have a whole set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip"...you might be a redneck.
If your working television sit on top of your non-working television...you might be a redneck.
If you own a home that is mobile and fourteen cars that aren't...you might be a redneck.
If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table...you might be a redneck.
If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 miles an hour…you might be a redneck.
If you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said "concentrate"...you might be a redneck.
If you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws...you might be a redneck.
If you refer to your wife and your mother and law as "dual air bags"… you might be a redneck.
If your underwear doubles as your bathing suit...you might be a redneck.
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